Pooooor me, I am so sick, I am so sick. I have the flu, but except its not the flu, its something else, something evil and flu-like but no coughing or snot, just tired, head spins, chills but no fevers. I would kill for a good fever so it could kill this bloody thing. Fevers are your friend folks, I know they don't feel like it at the time and all the panadol and nurofen ads on TV make out like they are something to avoid, but a fever is your immune system raising your body temperature which cooks the bugs till they're dead. If you take something to lower the fever then you are stopping your body from killing the invading marauders that are making you sick.

Anyway, I am siiiiiiick and going back to bed now.